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Total Medals Earned: 30 (From 10 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 495 Points

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 10/10/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 10/10/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Stack the deck Unlocked 10/10/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder Unlocked 10/10/09
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (95/315 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Culmination

Contrast Unlocked 11/24/11
5 Points
Fiddle with the settings
Exhaust LW Unlocked 11/24/11
5 Points
Use all of main Character's attacks
Juggle Clown Unlocked 11/24/11
5 Points
Get a 10 hit Combo
This is too easy Unlocked 11/24/11
5 Points
Complete Normal Mode
exhaust VL Unlocked 11/24/11
10 Points
Use all Vandier's attacks
Juggle Blade Unlocked 11/24/11
10 Points
Get a 20 hit Combo
Pit of Doom Unlocked 11/24/11
10 Points
Force 5 enemies to fall to death
Special Expert Unlocked 11/24/11
10 Points
Keep Full Speical for 30 seconds
Orb Hunter Unlocked 11/24/11
25 Points
Collect 100 orbs
Slaughter 10 Points Kill all eneimies
This is more like it 10 Points Complete Hard Mode
Destiny 25 Points Die to the hands of Vandheer Lorde
Pit of Death 25 Points Force 10 enemies to fall to death
Special Master 25 Points Keep Full Speical for 60 seconds
Juggle King 50 Points Get a 50 hit Combo
Rebel Scum 50 Points Die to the hands of the Lone Warrior
Speed Demon 50 Points Complete Culmination in 8 minutes
God of this world 100 Points Collect all Awards
Juggle God 100 Points Get a 60 hit Combo
Undefeated 100 Points Complete Culmination without dying

Medals Earned: 9/20 (85/630 points)

Effing Worms 2

First Blood Unlocked 7/19/12
5 Points
Eat something tasty.
Ground Beef Unlocked 7/19/12
10 Points
Eat 100 cows.
Terrorist Attack Unlocked 7/19/12
10 Points
Take down a jumbo jet.
Evolution Complete Unlocked 7/19/12
25 Points
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Killing Machine Unlocked 7/19/12
25 Points
Get over 100 combo.
Nyan Bloodbath 10 Points Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Space Worm 10 Points Destroy a UFO.

Medals Earned: 5/7 (75/95 points)

Fig. 8

Explorer Unlocked 9/13/09
25 Points
Finish the game.
Pioneer 10 Points There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...
Player 10 Points Score a 100x multiplier or better.
Trailblazer 25 Points Score a 500x multiplier or better.
Perfectionist 100 Points Finish the game without crashing.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/170 points)

Madness Accelerant

A WINNER IS YOU Unlocked 9/30/09
25 Points
Beat the game.
Facerape 10 Points Let out all your aggression.
Pacifist 25 Points Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil 25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode 50 Points Defeat Madness Mode!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)

Madness: Project Nexus

Can You Hear Me Now Unlocked 7/15/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mercy 5 Points Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn 5 Points [Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points [Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points [Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Savior's Sword 25 Points Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points [Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points [Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points [Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points [Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points [Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Do What Comes Natural 100 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points [Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)

Relive Your Life

Dressing in Drag Unlocked 7/15/12
10 Points
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Extra! Extra! Unlocked 7/15/12
10 Points
Check out any of the external links
Tails Never Fails Unlocked 7/15/12
10 Points
A classic for bidding!
GODLIKE! Unlocked 7/15/12
100 Points
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points Yogurt.
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Hide 'n Seek 10 Points He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance 10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love 10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile 10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 4/32 (130/500 points)

Stork Shot

You Suck Unlocked 5/10/11
5 Points
Get yourself killed
Sushi tonight Unlocked 5/10/11
10 Points
Kill that bastard whale
10 Dead on Delivery Unlocked 5/10/11
25 Points
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Do it properly 5 Points Ethics anyone?

Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/45 points)

Time Fcuk

Is something wrong? Unlocked 9/18/09
10 Points
get to lvl 9
You've learned nothing 5 Points Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you 10 Points get to level 28
Opinionated 10 Points vote on 3 maps
You are your only companion in life. 10 Points get to level 22
Obsessed 25 Points Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever 50 Points beat an explore campaign
The Assent 50 Points Get the good ending
O))) 100 Points Vote on 333 maps

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)